So this totally heartbreaking, cue the saddest music in the whole freaking world moment happened last night at bedtime: The boys and I were laying in bed looking at pictures of my parents on my ipad: Josh: They were little like us too and then they were your age and...
Drop the kids off at school? Check! Morning Coffee? Check! Get Ching Chonged by a few kids? Check! Oh no you didnnnn’t!!! This happened to me today: Trying to make a left turn and 3 girls jaywalking right in front of me gesture chinky eyes with their hands and say...
I think Josh is more excited about me turning 40 than anyone I know because he is having a splendid time gleeeeeeeeefully and loudly telling every person we meet. Stranger: Hi. Josh: My mom is 40! Cashier: Cash or Credit? Josh: My mom is 40! Server: Will that complete your...
I have a rule where if a car doesn’t go at a green light, I wait a good 5 seconds before honking the horn. I had to honk the horn today. A light little tap, if you will. The driver stuck half of his body out the window and proceeded...
Some are calling this abuse. You know what’s abuse to me? NOT doing anything while your kid is becoming part of the problem IS ABUSE. The kid who gets away with everything will get his ass kicked by the world but luckily this kid has a mom who gives a...
To my mommy and daddy friends out there who besides doing their normal parental thang every single freaking day, have also taken their little humanoids to school, after school social activities and sports lessons for years now and make it look so damn easy…I salute you! I’ve been taking the...
I see all these moms posting pictures of the beautiful Easter baskets they made for their kids and I love it! What I hate is seeing some “defend” the amount of stuff in their kids easter bags. STOP IT. How did we become a society where we’re scared to...
Getting my boys to nap is always a struggle…this usually happens but the boys aren’t feeling well so they didn’t protest. Thank the sweet Jesus for that because I got to take a nap too! I was fake sleeping and about to freak them out but they kept on talking...
Mike and I have now been together for 9 gloriously demented, painful, wonderful and hilarious years. Were there ever times when we both thought “If I had to do it all over again…” Absolutely. But they were fleeting. Even when things got real REAL…we still learned so much through it...
I feel like I’m literally picking up crap off the floor all day long…like that’s all I do. I also live in the kitchen. I don’t know what I’m doing but I’m either in the kitchen or destroying my back picking up crazy amount of toys, books and food off...
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