So this happened: Josh: I don’t want to go to school. I don’t like school. Kathy: Do you know how lucky you are to go to school? There are kids in the world who would love to get a great education and they can’t. Josh: I know. Kathy: I don’t...
Kathy: Why are you just staring at your pizza? Matty: Take off the onion and olives and I’ll eat it. Kathy: You wanna see the video again of kids starving all around the world? Matty: I LOVE onions and olives! And let me tell you, they don’t get over it...
So this totally heartbreaking, cue the saddest music in the whole freaking world moment happened last night at bedtime: The boys and I were laying in bed looking at pictures of my parents on my ipad: Josh: They were little like us too and then they were your age and...
Let’s face it, most people have kids because life tells you that it’s what you should do as a man and a woman. It’s existed from the beginning of time…when you get married you’re supposed to procreate…it’s just a “natural process” of life that’s existed for years and it’s absolutely...
THIS HAPPENED TODAY Getting dressed for school: Josh: I don’t want to wear this shirt! Kathy: What are you talking about? You wear your uniform to school everyday. Josh: I hate it. Kathy: Stop. NOW. Josh: I don’t want to wear these shoes! Kathy: We just bought them for you...
Maybe there’s something wrong with me but I find no humor in crap like this. Why are fathers portrayed and treated like they are complete idiots. You see it in the movies, in the commercials…it’s totally wrong. Maybe I’m lucky that I’m only surrounded by good dads so don’t crap...
I feel like I’m literally picking up crap off the floor all day long…like that’s all I do. I also live in the kitchen. I don’t know what I’m doing but I’m either in the kitchen or destroying my back picking up crazy amount of toys, books and food off...
To all those skeptics out there who think marriage is a joke, who think monogomy is unrealistic, who think love is fleeting…I hope someday you’ll meet someone who will obliterate all those thoughts. To be raised in a stable home where the very people who are supposed to teach you...
Exhibit A: Classic Typical Korean mom moment # I lost count: Mom: Thanks for the pictures yesterday. Kathy: Fun pics right? They were taken at a Thanksgiving event at the school. Mom: You and the boys came out so great in the picture. Well, the boys always look perfect in...
Imagination play in the making…this is probably the most intelligent conversation I’ve heard between the Hongzeff Boys (Josh is 5, Matthew is 4) thus far: Matty: Thank you Dr. Josh for putting a bandaid on my fireman who got hurt in the giant fire! Josh: You know, I’m not only...
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