Looking through old diaries and I found this excerpt from the 11th grade: Kathy Hong (Age 16): “My mom keeps on trying to get me to wear a little makeup but what’s the point. There’s no use trying to pretty up something when the canvas is broken. Nothing much to...
There has been a lot of articles clogging up my Facebook newsfeed lately about the Uber Rich Housewives living in the East Coast. Stay at Home “Wife Bonuses” seem to be a real thing particularly in the Upper East Side. This excerpt from a fascinating article appropriately titled, “Inside the...
There is nothing like having kids of your own to realize that pretty much everything you thought you knew about kids and parenting was wrong and totally delusional. So easy to be so sure of reality when you’re not in the midst of that reality. Raising these little humanoids has...
FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY GOTTEN THE MEMO, REALITY SHOWS ARE NOT REAL. Child abusers/molesters come in all shapes, sizes and colors. Doesn’t matter what religion you are affiliated to or what color your skin is, the sole topic and concern at hand is that Josh Duggar molested...
I think Josh is more excited about me turning 40 than anyone I know because he is having a splendid time gleeeeeeeeefully and loudly telling every person we meet. Stranger: Hi. Josh: My mom is 40! Cashier: Cash or Credit? Josh: My mom is 40! Server: Will that complete your...
I have a rule where if a car doesn’t go at a green light, I wait a good 5 seconds before honking the horn. I had to honk the horn today. A light little tap, if you will. The driver stuck half of his body out the window and proceeded...
Sometimes I watch TV shows or movies where the heroine can do whatever she wants whenever she wants at any given time and I wanna be HER. Absolutely, I mean, who the hell doesn’t? But reality is, with the responsibilities of being a mom and a spouse, I don’t have...
Some are calling this abuse. You know what’s abuse to me? NOT doing anything while your kid is becoming part of the problem IS ABUSE. The kid who gets away with everything will get his ass kicked by the world but luckily this kid has a mom who gives a...
Let’s face it, most people have kids because life tells you that it’s what you should do as a man and a woman. It’s existed from the beginning of time…when you get married you’re supposed to procreate…it’s just a “natural process” of life that’s existed for years and it’s absolutely...
There’s 4 things that have been bothering me A LOT lately. 1. When a female is not as chippy or bubbly as usual, refrain from saying in a pissed off manner, “What’s your problem, you must have PMS!” It is absolutely normal for people to be moody if they had...
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