Tagged: happy

Why You Been Making Mommy Do The Ugly Cry Every Damn Morning, You Little Poopoocacheads!

Do you ever find yourself in awe and shock of the things that come out of the mouths of your children? Of course you do…you’re a parent. On the way to school this morning: Josh: So I’m going to tell you something and you can’t be sad. Kathy: Oh boy....

Y’all, I’ve Been Replaced by The Hulk

So this JUST happened: You know you’re a parent when you hear the familiar sound of your kid climbing out of bed at around midnight to come get you to sleep with him because he’s scared. Other kids have blankets or stuffed animals. Josh’s security blanket comes in the form...

The Society That Wants To Keep Women Hating on Eachother

I’m still flabbergasted at this whole war between SAHM vs. Working mom that’s still raging on. Apparently there’s an article going around about some research that says working moms raise more successful daughters and more caring sons… REALLY HARVARD? SERIOUSLY, DUDES? What do you hope to gain from this? More...

Selfishness has no place in Marriage or Parenthood

Sometimes I watch TV shows or movies where the heroine can do whatever she wants whenever she wants at any given time and I wanna be HER. Absolutely, I mean, who the hell doesn’t? But reality is, with the responsibilities of being a mom and a spouse, I don’t have...

Little Boys, Supermodels and Everything in Between

Josh: Omigoodness, who’s that. Kathy: Her name is Miranda Kerr. Matty: Ohhhhh, pretty giiiiiiiiirl! Josh: Is she a singer? Kathy: No, she’s a supermodel. Josh: She’s a super hero? Kathy: No, she wears pretty clothes and People take pictures of her. Josh: Oh, you should do that mom. Kathy: You...