Tagged: madness

Convos With Kids That Own Your Ass Too

THIS HAPPENED TODAY Getting dressed for school: Josh: I don’t want to wear this shirt! Kathy: What are you talking about? You wear your uniform to school everyday. Josh: I hate it. Kathy: Stop. NOW. Josh: I don’t want to wear these shoes! Kathy: We just bought them for you...

The Hell and Glory that is Raising Little Humanoids

I feel like I’m literally picking up crap off the floor all day long…like that’s all I do. I also live in the kitchen. I don’t know what I’m doing but I’m either in the kitchen or destroying my back picking up crazy amount of toys, books and food off...