Dorks Unite! A Demented Love Story in Pictures & Posts
I love Mike for a lot of reasons but he hasn’t made it easy for me either…Hahaha.
He photoshopped this for me today:
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He writes me poetry…
“Kathy Farts Freely”
by MK.
Kathy farts freely
Her bunghole knows no bounds
I can feel the wind blow
And the blood, as it trickles from my nose
A veritable cornucopia of fuggy butt thunder
Kathy farts freely.
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That time he dressed like this for a fun 5k just because:
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Everytime Mike comes up and snuggles up behind me, I’m thinking he’s being romantic…nope, fool is finding white hairs to pull out.
I am the sad. I’m gonna be bald at this rate.
Kathy: Ow! Did you get it?
Mike: No.
Kathy: Fool, stop pulling out good hair!
Mike: Oh be quiet, you have so much hair.
Kathy: Not if you keep doing that. Ow! Did you get it?
Mike: No.
Good grief.
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Or that time when someone tried to make me feel bad about this blog and he sent me this…
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Strike: Lost count
Mike: I can’t believe I’m going to be 36. I’m getting old.
Kathy: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Mike: And you’re going to be 40.
Kathy: Exactly. Stop being overly dramatic.
Mike: We’re going to have a geriatric marriage soon.
Kathy: Michael!
Mike: I’m pretty sure I’m still going to love you. You’re so lucky.
Kathy: I hate you.
Mike: Did I say something wrong? (zoolander face)
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Mike: I don’t really find ________ women attractive. I used to love Latina’s but I only have Asian fever now and by that I mean you. Look, even my koozie is yellow.
Kathy: Oh please, there’s a lot of hot brunettes. I’ve seen you check them out and there’s nothing wrong with that, totally normal. There are a lot of beautiful women out there.
Mike: If I look at any other women it’s in disgust. I am only attracted to Kathy Hong Kobzeff. The world is mine.
Hahahaha. Stupidass.
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Looking at old pics: “Look how young we are…You used to be sooooo cute.”
STRIKE 1.
Kathy: If you had to do it all over again, would you still marry me?
(SUPER LONG PAUSE)
Mike: Can you please repeat the question?
STRIKE 2.
Kathy: Do you love me more as we get older?
Mike: Yes, definitely more and more.
REDEMPTION.
Mike will live to see another day.
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Mike thinks I would be a great personal trainer. He said he’s pretty sure there would be dudes who would pay to get yelled at by a little feisty Asian girl. Haha. Or I can just dress up like Kim Jong Un and demand perfection while I drink beer, talk about unicorns, how magical I am and my friendship with Dennis Rodman while I make them do endless burpees.
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One of the many reasons why the boys adore him and will probably end up being just like him:
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Just overheard walking by the boys room:Mike: Okay, it’s bedtime!
Josh: I want to see another video! Mike: Do you guys want to watch the farting preacher? Josh and Matty: YES!!! Boys.
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That time he found this and bought it for our wedding anniversary because it reminded him of us and what we’ll be doing once the boys leave the nest:
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Found some of the cards Mike got me last year…it’s never boring, being married to him is complete madness and lovely. I would say humor is right up there with loyalty.
and that time he made me soooo mad but I couldn’t stay mad at him for long cause he made Josh deliver this to me…
and let’s not forget when he said this…
Looking through old engagement pics from 2007:
Mike: Wow, look at us.
Kathy: I know.
Mike: I was so pretty.
Hahahahahahahahaha
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