I feel like I’m literally picking up crap off the floor all day long…like that’s all I do. I also live in the kitchen. I don’t know what I’m doing but I’m either in the kitchen or destroying my back picking up crazy amount of toys, books and food off...
Person with no kids: Omigod, your boys are so cute and fun, you must want to be around them all the time!! Kathy: Nope, not all the time. (Looks at me like I’m a bad person) 7 simple things I’ve learned from being a mother and a SAHM: 1. Having...
Josh was a 100% formula baby. Matty was a 100% breastfed baby. Both healthy. Both crazy. Both equally loved by their mother. Women…we need to calm the hell down when it comes to talking about breastfeeding, vaccinations and everything in between. Being an A-hole about it doesn’t help your cause...
I have only a handful of close girlfriends and what just happened is exactly the reason why…I was walking to my car after a super rad workout and I was passing by two girls and one them looked me up and down and said within earshot: “Try a little harder...
In 2014, I had 7 friends end their marriages. SEVEN. All with multiple kids. To the world, it’s just 7 more numbers to add to a statistic, but to me, it’s heartbreaking and it SUCKS. All seven told me the same thing. The main culprit that killed it all: Lack...
Let me tell you the reasons why I admire mothers who don’t live in the universe of “My kids are perfect”, “I’m a better mom than you” and “my marriage is so delightful all the time”: You’re intelligent. You question things people are afraid to boldly. You’re incredibly talented in...
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